We've made it all the way to Tuesday. Don't be shocked. It happens some times. Enjoy your visit, then go visit the UnMom. She's my hero.
-> I can not wait until summer swim lessons are over. Because having to have two kids in separate lessons that occur right after we pick the kids up from daycare? Requires way more planning than I can handle. The number of swimsuits I launder in a week is probably comparable to the US Swim team, I tell you.
-> Have you seen these little numbers? That's right. Step aside Jenny Craig, now they have panties that make your butt bigger. Why not just sit down with a nice cheese cake and go the natural way? Then you don't have to worry about that embarrassing moment when you take the panties off and some poor guy realizes that you really have a nice slim tush... Yeah, I don't get people some times.
-> Parrots are just chickens with fancy dye jobs. Punk rock chickens, if you will. PB theorizes that the color indicates the flavor. The green ones must be lime, or even hot pepper flavored. Yup, we have some interesting conversations late at night.
-> I have no words for this... My husband thinks the little tuxedo and top hat make it alright, though.
I'm done now. I think that last one is enough to get you guys though the week, right?