It's "I'd Rather Be" Monday, again. Our staff meeting isn't until noon today, but I thought I'd get this up early so we could start the audience participation. Last week was an interesting mix, so it's worth at least another round today.
Ooofk. Ok, I have auditors at my office today. It's hard to imagine any place that would be worse than this. But for you guys, I'll try:
1) I'd rather be at work than walking a tightrope over a tank of hungry pirhanas.
2) I'd rather be at work than in the waiting room at the ER.
3) I'd rather be at work than wrestling with my "not quite sick enough to stay home, but just sick enough to be outright grouchy" 2 year old.
That almost makes the auditors seem a little better. Now it's your turn. Give me some hope, people.